i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
a new york
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Track: Tu Vuoi Fa L'Americano
Artist: Darren Criss
Album: Live Covers
google street view is the best, example:
evarren asked you: first time kurt bottoms
5,700+ words of fumbly sweet sex. NC-17. warning for rimming & barebacking.
It’s technically Kurt’s own fault for bringing it up to begin with, really.
“Do you ever think about going… you know. All the way?” Kurt asks, fingers playing with the corner of Blaine’s bedspread nervously. Usually Kurt’s much more relaxed after they fool around, lazy and clingy and kind of smug, but now he just seems restless.
“We have gone all the way,” Blaine says, eyebrows furrowed. What else do you call panting into your boyfriend’s neck while you come over his fist, sleepy and sated as he rubs against your hip to get off? They’ve gone all the way, like, 6.5 times now. They’re pros.
“No, I mean.” Kurt pauses, his neck and ears getting significantly redder - an easy way to tell when Kurt’s embarrassed. “Inside. Penetration, Blaine, with you inside me and oh gosh am I still talking?” Kurt starts to fan himself.
Blaine’s stomach flips. “Oh. That all the way.”